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THIS JUST IN: ManBearPig is real!
A female is now part of .:alcove, hooray pseudo affirmative action!
Mick has posted a picture of himself...scientists now speculate that Hell is a lovely −459.67? F currently
The liver of one Deuce-Deuce has lost in his appeal to the Supreme Court for willful extradition...
Attention all Alcovians! Fight the good fight and sign up for CAL/CPL today! Make Uncle Sam proud...
Benjey-is-a-Fagot WATCH LEVEL: Orange
Linebacker40 humor stock is down 42% (clearly)
AMBER ALCOVE ALERT: Please be on the lookout for a missing 40+ year old child who responds to the alias 101stAirborne, he is dearly missed and his homies wish him a safe return.
SANDBOX UPDATE: Demonseed is still in Iraq...in related news, terrorists continue to shit themselves
BREAKING STORY: Marssz<3 is incredibly attractive, leading to a one man riot in Pasadena, California. More on this developing story at the top of the hour...
UPDATE: Nuns armed with naught but rulers subdue troublemaker in Pasadena, culprit responds to alias Mick, though it remains unclear if he's really Irish...
At the chilling prospect of having Al Franken represent Minnesota, citizen DUKENUKEM announces his candidacy for US Senator...
UPDATE: .:alcove releases an official memo supporting DUKE's candidacy, though it reads only "AMERICAAAA, FUCK YAH!"
The FBI releases a statement recognizing one Toshinator as a Badfish too...
.:alcove calls for jean donations as they have splooged in theirs in response to the return of one FICTION from the Mediterranean hot zone known as Greece
Nine out of Ten doctors agree that Mist's mic is the leading cause of hearing loss among Alcovians...
Rangersmith breaks out of prison, though breaks back in by another route, stating he only did so to rescue a cat he heard in distress from the confines of his cell...
Authorities advise all citizens to be on the lookout for Rape Ape...
UPDATE: Fears arise of a Rapi-EST Ape after Rapier Ape is apprehended, more details forthcoming...
One Squirrel, in opposition to the recent Iraq War and the Bush Doctrine now leads the resurgence of the socialist Baath Party in Iraq
UPDATE: In honor of their leaders, both new and old, party members lovingly refer to themselves as Saddamites
THIS JUST IN: Squirrel is now on trial for the attempted murder of one Linebacker40...motive remains unclear
Knives is deemed Not Guilty by a jury during his sexual harassment trial, as there was insufficient evidence that "Fuck yo couch!" is a sexual innuendo
NEWS FROM THE FRONT: The hippies have been driven back even further from the 69th Parallel...the boys may be back home by Christmas yet

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